- Me: hey pop, how was your day? Any cases today?
- Dad: yeah, I did a procedure on a patient with renal failure.
- Me: that's cool. I think you're going to expect good results from this patient. What was the cause of his renal failure?
- Dad: diabetes. Oh wait, no, I think he was just hypertensive.
- Me: oh... Hypertensive neohrosclerosis then.
- JV: and when he comes back you will find out that the cause was a dildo.
- Me: (puzzled look, anaylzed what could have gone/said wrong) Bro, you know that renal means kidney right?
- JV: oh shit, I thought it meant the same as rectal. LOL